The Mikey in XXL is one of those toys I bought just because they were on sale when Isaac X was and I wanted to get another toy for under the same shipping cost. Now that I’ve told you why I wound up with him (who is by all accounts on the shorter end of Hankey’s dildos in its top-size), let me tell you why I’m glad I did.

The Mikey (Mikey) in XXL is an amazing toy for use on a sex machine. Most of my giant dildos are way too big to comfortably get rammed repeatedly by a hismith, but Mikey is perfect for the situation. Mikey is short enough that you can go balls-deep every thrust but he’s still almost 11 inches in circumference on the shaft. Let me tell you, if you haven’t experienced the awesome sensation of getting rammed hard by an 11 inch girthy cock while his balls slap yours, you are absolutely missing out. 

I purchased my Mikey in 75% soft firmness, and I think that’s the right call if you want to be easily rammed fast and hard. 40% soft might also work (I’d be interested to try it to see if it’s stiff enough to work well on the machine), but I can’t vouch for that. I got my Mikey with an attachment hole, he will 100% stay on the suction cup on the wall, or on the hismith without issue. Mikey doesn’t have an issue standing on his own but he is a bit top-heavy in the XXL variant. I recommend the attachment hole and suction cup, even for use on the floor.

I compare Mikey to Cockmaker, they are similar girths while Cockmaker is a couple inches longer. I’ve said that Cockmaker is the upper limit of a riding dildo, Mikey is the perfect riding (or is it, ramming?) dildo.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

• Circumference (head): 9.25 inches
• Max Circumference: 10.9 inches
• Total Length: 11.15 inches
• Usable Length: 9 inches
• MSRP (as owned): $174.32

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You can buy Mikey directly from Hankey’s Toys