When Bad Dragon announced their new toy two Fridays ago, I knew I had to try him. Not wanting to be disappointed at another toy I couldn’t use immediately (or ever) I bought bough a large and XL Taurion flop. The large is already a massive dildo (and the best value you can get in a flop right now at $116) but the XL is otherworldly large. A head diameter at 4.6 inches and it’s a blunt head too. It’s like an upsized Sleipnir XL! Even the large Taurion is larger than Sleipnir XL in width.

I was able to grab my large Taurion dildo in soft firmness with a cumtube. He is a flop for a minor reason (I don’t even remember what it was), so I’m super happy I was able to grab him. People have been begging bad dragon for some more super-girthy toys that aren’t too long. I personally don’t understand the need for it to be short (why can’t you just use super-long toys that are also super-wide and accept that you won’t be able to take the whole length?) but the community seems to be pretty unified with this demand. Taurion absolutely fits the bill, just look at the pictures of Taurion vs Ky’el or Sleipnir and you’ll see how wide he is but also how short he is.

I was able to take Taurion L to the ball on my first try, I warmed up with other toys first but I was able to get him the whole way in on the first go, it was absolutely a challenge and gave an amazingly satisfying stretch the whole way down. I didn’t really ride the large Taurion though, I took it slow and will probably advise everyone else do the same, he is a  massive toy with a blunt head, he isn’t meant for riding without a ton of practice. Taurion L has a 3.8 inch head with a 4.2 inch shaft and 4.5 inch medial ring (pretty much irrelevant since it’s all the way at the base).

I would recommend everyone get Taurion in soft firmness. I have the XL in medium and the large in soft (not be choice, there wasn’t an XL soft flop at the time) and both of them are fairly firm. The soft firmness of the large has a noticeable squishiness to it but it’s still pretty firm given its girth. The medium on the XL feels very firm, I think it’s just the nature of such a thick dong. I don’t have a suction cup base on my large Taurion but the XL does, it will not stay on my wall with the balls beneath the shaft but flipped the other way it has no issues staying put on a tile wall. I’d expect that large would have at least this much success staying on the wall or even stay put in any orientation.

The cum tube is a welcome addition (I love the cum tube feature on all my dildos) and I would say the piercing is also a nice feature but when you’re dealing with toys this large it’s often kind of hard to feel the grooves and patterns past the overall stretching sensation that the dildo elicits. Unlike Pearce, the ring is positioned flat to the tip so it’s not has pronounced (this is a good chance IMO).

If you’re interested in comparing or buying Ranger XXL you can find it here as well: https://amzn.to/3wiGQPf

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

• Circumference (head): 11.44 inches
• Max Circumference (medial ring): 14.25 inches
• Shaft Circumference: 12.69 inches
• Total Length: 10.63 inches
• Usable Length: 8.88 inches
• MSRP (as owned): $185.00 – I bought a flop for $116

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