Weredog – Juniper XL


Weredog Juniper XL is my first dildo from Weredog, they had a 20% off sale for some reason and I ended up buying 3 toys from them (in two orders). First off let me say that Weredog is the fastest shipping toy company I’ve used. I ordered it Juniper on Monday (7:30PM UK Time) and I had the toy in hand on Friday, it came so fast that I actually had to have it held at the UPS store because I had a house guest over and wasn’t expecting it to arrive while they were at my house, lol. Considering it had to come all the way from Europe (I’m eastern US) this was astonishingly fast.

Shipping was $50 with UPS express but if you order multiple toys the the shipping cost per toy is decreased (though it still does go up overall, just not $50 a toy). That being said, $50 for super fast shipping is worth it when the toy maker ships it out the same or next day. They shipped so fast that I was able to make another order during the same sale once I had received my Juniper in extra soft and knew I wanted more of them! The shipping box was discreet. Inside there were some stickers, a storage bag, the toy and a toy care sheet.

Okay, now lets get on to the toy itself. Like I mentioned above, my toy is an extra soft firmness in extra large size. Juniper is 17 inches long with a head that’s about 3 inches by 3 inches (maybe a bit bigger), Juniper XL is 3.2 inches wide at the medial ring. For comparison’s sake, think about Vector XL from Bad Dragon, Juniper is very similar in size to Vector XL. 

Having Juniper XL in extra soft firmness is a really awesome experience, this means the toy is super squishy and super bendy. You can really snake Juniper all the way inside of you which is simply amazing. Obviously in this firmness with this size, there is no chance Juniper is going to stand on its own. It flops over immediately, I don’t know if a more firm version of Juniper XL would stand on their own but I kind of doubt it.

Weredog also makes a thicker but shorter horse dildo named “Jack” that I almost bought as well (if they have another sale I will), Jack might be able to stand on his own in some cases, though I’m only guessing. In the meantime I’m more than happy with my Juniper XL dildo in extra soft.

Juniper is a mainly smooth dildo with a few wrinkles and veins but the medial ring, the head and the firmness are really why you want to buy it. Being 17 inches but not super thick is also a trait that most users will really appreciate. While I don’t classify Juniper as a riding dildo (at least not to the balls), the large scrotum is also a well crafted and pleasing feature.

I don’t think you can get Juniper with a suction cup base, but if you could that would be a nice upgrade, I know you can’t get Juniper with a cum tube style feature but I’m always going to say that I wish every toy came with that option as it’s a favorite kink of mine.

I paid about $200 all in due to the sale price and I highly recommend any lover of horse cocks give Weredog Juniper XL a try in extra soft. The firmness is what makes this a truly unique experience!

Specs (From Weredog):

  • Circumference (head): 10 inches
  • Max Circumference (medial ring): 10.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 17.1 inches
  • Usable Length: 14.8 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200.00 – I bought a on sale for $160 + shipping

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Weredog Juniper XL Dildo Review

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