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Posted on June 29, 2024 by GiantDildos

Nothosaur – Ranger XXL

I bought my Nothosaur Ranger XXL dildo from Amazon, I don’t think you get a choice of firmness on Amazon, so as a result mine appears to be a medium firmness, though I can’t be certain of that.

Ranger XXL is an ENORMOUS dildo. He’s right up there with Taurion XL (actually Taurion is right up there with Ranger since Ranger came first). In fact, Taurion looks to have taken a few design cues from Ranger XXL.

I have only gotten Ranger XXL in once, the slight taper at the top makes him easier to use vs Taurion XL but it’s not easy by any means, he’s so wide!

The balls on this toy are very detailed and inviting, with veins and fur between. The head of the toy has the nice textured ring around it (which ads to the difficulty of getting him in though), but the rest of the shaft is pretty smooth with only a couple width changes. I haven’t really had the experience to critique the feeling since I’ve only taken him once but I’d imagine like most monster toys the rush comes from simply getting him inside, rather than riding him.

Ranger isn’t available with a cum tube yet, though I hope they will make a version that has one (please make every toy with a cum tube!), the smooth texture of the silicone means that lube will stay on the toy and function well as opposed to some of the more matte toys.

My Ranger XXL has a suction base and has no issue staying put on a tile shower wall, Ranger XXL will easily stand on his own in the firmness I have.

My Ranger came with a keychain, some stickers and burlap style storage bag.

Would I recommend Ranger XXL? Yes, I would. I wish he had a cum tube but if you get him on sale at Amazon, he isn’t too overly expensive for the size. He’s a monster though so either accept that you’re not going to be able to take him or expect to do a lot of training first. If you can take Taurion XL, Baron XL, or maybe Stan XL you can likely take Ranger XXL.

I paid $250 for my Ranger XXL because Nothosaur had a promotion at the time, it seems like his MSRP on Amazon is now $380 which is a lot to spend (especially if you never use him), his MSRP on Nothosaur’s site is $499 now!!!

Specs (From Nothosaur):

Head Circumference: 14 inches
Max Circumference (head): 14 inches
Shaft Circumference: 12.6 inches
Total Length: 14 inches
Usable Length: 11.6 inches
MSRP (as owned): $379.00 – I bought a on sale for $250

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Gallery

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs bottle — Ranger XXL vs 1L Bottle

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Andre XXL — Ranger XXL vs Andre XXL

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs can — Ranger XXL vs Can

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Ky'el XL — Ranger XXL vs Ky’el XL

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Taurion XL — Ranger XXL vs Taurion XL

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Marcel XL — Ranger XXL vs Marcel XL

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL — Ranger XXL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Hunter Jack XXL — Ranger XXL vs Hunter Jack XXL

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Taurion L — Ranger XXL vs Taurion L

Vector – XL

Posted on March 29, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Vector – XL

Up until I started really using my Chance Flared XL and (even more recently, my Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL), Vector was my favorite go to horse dildo. He is wide enough that he’s satisfying but not too wide (like Hankey’s Horse Dildo or John Thomas’ Stallion) that it’s a huge challenge just to get in. That made Vector the perfect playtoy for someone who loves horsecock.
My Vector XL is in medium firmness with a suction cup and a cum tube. I would like to try him in soft firmness just because that’s my go to now, but medium firmness is totally serviceable with Vector XL if you’re used to taking massive dildos.

A common complaint with Vector XL is his lack of texture. This is true, he is a mostly smooth shaft (especially when comparing him to something like Seraphina) but the head shape, thickness and length more than makes up for any lack of texture. If you manage to hilt Vector XL, you’re going to be feeling the pressure deep inside of you (and on your prostate if you’ve got one). Vector has given me a handsfree orgasm in the past but I haven’t worked at it in a while since Captain’s Hook and Chance Flared will give me one every time.

If you’re looking to size up from Chance Unflared XL but don’t want to risk the texture of Seraphina or the scary flare of Chance Flared XL, Vector is absolutely the way to go. He’s longer and wider than Chance unflared so he’s the next logical stepping stone. While I rarely ever use my Chance unflared dildo anymore (just too skinny compared to my plethora of other horse dildos now), I still do regularly use my Vector XL.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

Circumference (head): 9.94 inches
Medial Ring Circumference: 9.25 inches
Shaft Circumference: 10.13 inches
Total Length: 17.88 inches
Usable Length: 14.5 inches
MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

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Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL vs Vector XL — Hunter Jack XXL vs Vector XL

Nothosaur: Hunter Jack XXL With Tube

Posted on March 18, 2024September 17, 2024 by GiantDildos

Nothosaur – Hunter Jack XXL (with tube)

Is imitation the highest form of flattery? Maybe. But it definitely makes sense to copy after one of the most successful dildo makers on the market… Now let me clarify here, Hunter Jack XXL is its own toy, it’s 21 inches long and pretty darn wide. It’s a horse cock, and horse cocks are horse cocks so I don’t think you can claim the overall shape is a copy… But, there are some other aspects that feel very “BD Like”. The logo on the base of the toy is in the same location as the bad dragon logo, on quick glance it even looks the same as the BD logo. The toy arrived with a dildo keychain a character card and even stickers. THAT feels super “BD Like”. In addition to those, the toy also came with a nice storage bag (something that other toy makers like John Thomas and Exotic-Erotics also include). The final comparisons to BD would be the tube and the suction cup base – now I have no idea if these are patented in any way since I’ve seen plenty of other makers with ejaculating dildos but they’re just another similarity. Of course I mention this because Nothosaur has faced some backlash in the dildo community for making knock-offs or non-quality rip-offs.

It should be noted that the sticker price of Hunter Jack XXL with tube is $400. Yes, FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS. So it’s certainly not a cheap toy. I actually waited for my birthday to come around so I could get a 25% off coupon (which I did), that lowered the price of Hunter Jack XXL to $299 with free shipping. Still extremely expensive but palatable at least. Nothosaur also has an Amazon store which has discount codes frequently and quick prime shipping. Unfortunately Hunter Jack XXL with tube was not one of the available toys.

Like most dildo shipments, Hunter Jack XXL from Nothosaur arrived super-discretely in a well packed box (see pic), it shipped from some generic company name in China, but unlike my John Thomas Toys I was never notified about it getting held up in customs, nor did it had declaration pages taped to the outside so I’m not sure what the difference is there. I did choose UPS for an extra 10 bucks so maybe that helped. My Nothosaur toy arrived within 7 days of ordering, not 7 business days, 7 real days. Again, I chose the faster UPS shipping so I’m not sure how much slower it would be with the free shipping, but 7 days is totally respectable in the giant dildo market.

Now let’s talk about the toy itself. I’ve only had the toys for a couple days so I can’t talk about durability but I can talk about experience. I know I’m supposed to hate Nothosaur but I don’t. Let me say, I REALLY love my Hunter Jack XXL with tube. He is massive but proportioned correctly to still use, I love the texture on the shaft and the ammo belt and the ball sack. He is an extremely visually appealing dildo, right up there with Chance and Vector.

I purchased a “Hard” firmness toy, per the website’s recommendation and I would also recommend that as the firmness to choose (at least for anal use). He is still very floppy with hard firmness (in XXL at least) so I think soft would be pretty much unusable. In Hard firmness he’s easy to insert and easy to push deep inside thanks to his floppiness.

When I bought Hunter Jack XXL I didn’t even realize he had a suction cup, but he does (identical to BD suction cup bases), which is a nice add-on feature that kind of makes the price (at $300) a little more tolerable, a comparable BD would be like $220-$240 + shipping.

Obviously I’m very well versed in my giant dildos but I was able to take Hunter Jack XXL down to the medial ring on the first try – what a sensation.

In the end, I highly recommend Nothosaur’s Hunter Jack XXL. I didn’t expect to love it – and maybe I’m wrong for loving it – but I do love it. It’s a 100% recommended addition to my horse cock stable and because of the tube and the firmness and the size I think it’s a worthy addition to anyone’s stable if you have a 25% off coupon code.

Would I have paid $400 for Hunter Jack XXL? No, I wouldn’t have. It’s nothing personal but I have my limits. $300 is already super expensive and is at my upper limit. I’ve only ever spent that much on a handful of Giant Dildos (Andre XXL, Horse Dildo from Hankey’s and Elephant/Jackson from Exotic-Erotics). Compared to the amount of silicone in those toys, especially Andre XXL it doesn’t make much sense for why this would ever be $400. My hope is that Nothosaur comes to their senses and drops the price to compete with other non-etsy toy makers. $400 is simply too much, it’s a great experience but it’s certainly not twice as great of an experience as Vector XL or Seraphina XL.

Hunter Jack XXL will not stand on his own unless firmly suction cupped to the floor. Hunter Jack has no problems staying stuck to a shower-tile wall with his suction cup.

If you can’t wait and you really want to buy a Nothosaur without the 25% off birthday coupon (you’re required to send them a pic of your ID but can black out things like address and license #) you can use code “GIANTDILDOS” for 10% off but I’d really recommend waiting for the birthday discount code if possible, especially if you’re buying an XXL.

Specs (From Nothosaur):