Nothosaur – Alcanon XL


I ordered my Nothosaur Alcanon XL after browsing the Nothosaur Amazon page. Alcanon peaked my interest because of his great size and awesome textures. Nothosaur was running a coupon code at the time (they might still be) that allowed me to get this XL toy for $153. That’s a pretty good price for a dildo of this size and quality, especially with a built in suction cup.

Alcanon XL is pretty soft, I didn’t have a choice of firmness on amazon but I think he’s a medium firmness. I would definitely recommend this firmness be chosen though, any firmer would be a bit difficult to take given that the bulge on Alcanon is 3.5 by 3.5 inches in diameter!

I really love the shape of Alcanon with the very detailed head, you get two “pop-ins” with this toy. Once for the head and again for the huge bulge I just mentioned. In addition to a great shape, the textured bumps on the head and shaft really set this toy apart.

Alcanon doesn’t currently come with a cum tube option, but this toy does have a built in suction cup. I’ve found that he sticks to tiled wall pretty well with the balls on top, with balls down it still sticks but I’ve found it will eventually fall off. Alcanon also has no problem standing on it’s own which makes this toy super easy to ride.

I highly recommend this beautiful toy, especially if you’re looking for a more budget friendly silicone option (this isn’t a cheap toy, but if you can get it for 150 like I did that’s an amazing buy).

Check out a Youtube video of Alcanon’s firmness here: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sjeRDv61nQU

 

Specs (Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 9.8 inches
  • Max Circumference (bulge): 10.4 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.4 inches
  • Total Length: 13.4 inches
  • Usable Length: 11.4 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $289 – I bought on Amazon for $150

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Also available directly from Nothosaur

Nothosaur Alcanon XL Dildo Review

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Nothosaur – Oak XXL


I got my Oak XXL from Nothosaur on Amazon, the XXL is the largest size they sell there, which means that comparatively speaking my Oak XXL is smaller than most of my other recently bought toys (though I did just order an Archer L and Ika L), but the Nothosaur website sells an XXXL version for $289.99 (get 10% off with coupon code GiantDildos). The $289 for the XXL was a big step up in price for what I was looking for anyways.

I Picked my Nothosaur Oak XXL because I wanted a flexible toy with texture that I could use on my HiSmith machine. Oak 100% fits the bill there, he is extremely textured with little bumps all along the shaft in addition to some nicely designed veins. He also has a piercing at the tip but that is not super noticeable for a toy of this size on someone who is as experienced as I am. 

I’m not sure what my firmness is, I think the default Amazon firmness is medium so we’ll assume that’s the case. Oak is extremely flexible and bendy (I’ll be putting up a video soon to show you what I mean), but he has a great suction cup that will stay attached to smooth surfaces extremely well. On my HiSmith machine I use a double sided suction cup to attach him to my large suction plate and it works great. For use on a wall or the floor Oak’s own suction cup is more than sufficient (again, see video). I wish that Oak had a cumtube (like I wish all my toys had a cumtube) but it’s not a big negative. He is still an insanely enjoyable ride.

Assuming that my Amazon bought toy is a medium firmness, that is the firmness I would recommend. Unlike some other toys, Nothosaur’s firmness runs on the softer side and that is a good thing. I love how flexible my Hunter Jack XXL is, same with my Conola. Oak is a toy that you can definitely get in medium firmness without having to worry.

If you have an f-machine like the hismith, I HIGHLY recommend getting Oak for a ton of stimulation. The bumps on the shafter a super unique experience and if you’re looking for sensation, this is your toy!

Specs (From Nothosaur):

  • Diameter (head): 2.6 inches
  • Max Diameter (shaft): 3 inches
  • Shaft Diameter: 3 inches
  • Total Length: 10.8 inches
  • Usable Length: 9.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $179.00 – Cheaper with promos on Amazon page

Check it out here!

Nothosaur Oak XXL dildo

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Oak XXL vs Bottle
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Oak XXL vs Can

 

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Oak XXL vs BD Pearce XL
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Oak XXL vs Bron L
Nothosaur Oak XXL vs Baron L
Oak XXL vs Baron L

 

 

Nothosaur – Conola XXL


I bought Nothosaur’s Conola XXL on a suggestion for a toy that’s similar to Chance Flared XL. Conola XXL is certainly similar to Chance Flared XL but I think he’s a middle ground between either Chance Unflared XL and Chance Flared XL or between Chance Flared XL and Chance Flared L. He has a definite pop-in with a wonderfully shaped head but he’s easier to manage than the XL Chance Flared. 

I didn’t have an option to specify firmness (I bought from Amazon) but mine is a very soft dildo but firm enough to get in. Conola XXL will not stand on his own (not even close), he has a suction base that will keep him attached to the ground or a wall but expect the head to flop almost all the way down. 

My Conola XXL has cum tube which is a great feature, it works just as well as the ones from BD though the syringe is smaller than the ones they provide (no big team to me since I buy my own anyways).

I wish Conola XXL had a bigger base just for appearance, and obviously I wish they offered an even large size but I guess that is what Hunter Jack XXL is for, right? lol

Nothosaur Conola XXL is about 3.5 inches at the widest part of his head.

Update: I found a great use case for Conola… The HiSmith machine! It turns out that the base is just small enough (like barely small enough) to fit on the 6.5 inch hismith suction adapter and the firmness and shape make him an amazing toy to thrust with (obviously if you’re experienced like I am). Where Chance flared is too big and Chance unflared is too small, Conola XXL is the goldilocks horse dildo!

Check out the firmness video and unboxing here!

Specs (From Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Max Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 9.3 inches
  • Total Length: 15 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.4 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $210.00 – 10% discount at time of purchase (paid $190)

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Nothosaur Conola XXL Review
Nothosaur Conola XXL

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Nothosaur Conola XXL review
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs Soda Can 2
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs Chance Flared
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs Chance Flared XL

 

 

 

 

Nothosaur – Hunter Jack XXL (with tube) 


Is imitation the highest form of flattery? Maybe. But it definitely makes sense to copy after one of the most successful dildo makers on the market… Now let me clarify here, Hunter Jack XXL is its own toy, it’s 21 inches long and pretty darn wide. It’s a horse cock, and horse cocks are horse cocks so I don’t think you can claim the overall shape is a copy… But, there are some other aspects that feel very  “BD Like”. The logo on the base of the toy is in the same location as the bad dragon logo, on quick glance it even looks the same as the BD logo. The toy arrived with a dildo keychain a character card and even stickers. THAT feels super “BD Like”. In addition to those, the toy also came with a nice storage bag (something that other toy makers like John Thomas and Exotic-Erotics also include). The final comparisons to BD would be the tube and the suction cup base – now I have no idea if these are patented in any way since I’ve seen plenty of other makers with ejaculating dildos but they’re just another similarity. Of course I mention this because Nothosaur has faced some backlash in the dildo community for making knock-offs or non-quality rip-offs.

It should be noted that the sticker price of Hunter Jack XXL with tube is $400. Yes, FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS. So it’s certainly not a cheap toy. I actually waited for my birthday to come around so I could get a 25% off coupon (which I did), that lowered the price of Hunter Jack XXL to $299 with free shipping. Still extremely expensive but palatable at least. Nothosaur also has an Amazon store which has discount codes frequently and quick prime shipping. Unfortunately Hunter Jack XXL with tube was not one of the available toys.

Like most dildo shipments, Hunter Jack XXL from Nothosaur arrived super-discretely in a well packed box (see pic), it shipped from some generic company name in China, but unlike my John Thomas Toys I was never notified about it getting held up in customs, nor did it had declaration pages taped to the outside so I’m not sure what the difference is there. I did choose UPS for an extra 10 bucks so maybe that helped. My Nothosaur toy arrived within 7 days of ordering, not 7 business days, 7 real days. Again, I chose the faster UPS shipping so I’m not sure how much slower it would be with the free shipping, but 7 days is totally respectable in the giant dildo market.

Now let’s talk about the toy itself. I’ve only had the toys for a couple days so I can’t talk about durability but I can talk about experience. I know I’m supposed to hate Nothosaur but I don’t. Let me say, I REALLY love my Hunter Jack XXL with tube. He is massive but proportioned correctly to still use, I love the texture on the shaft and the ammo belt and the ball sack. He is an extremely visually appealing dildo, right up there with Chance and Vector. 

I purchased a “Hard” firmness toy, per the website’s recommendation and I would also recommend that as the firmness to choose (at least for anal use). He is still very floppy with hard firmness (in XXL at least) so I think soft would be pretty much unusable. In Hard firmness he’s easy to insert and easy to push deep inside thanks to his floppiness. 

When I bought Hunter Jack XXL I didn’t even realize he had a suction cup, but he does (identical to BD suction cup bases), which is a nice add-on feature that kind of makes the price (at $300) a little more tolerable, a comparable BD would be like $220-$240 + shipping. 

Obviously I’m very well versed in my giant dildos but I was able to take Hunter Jack XXL down to the medial ring on the first try – what a sensation. 

In the end, I highly recommend Nothosaur’s Hunter Jack XXL. I didn’t expect to love it – and maybe I’m wrong for loving it – but I do love it. It’s a 100% recommended addition to my horse cock stable and because of the tube and the firmness and the size I think it’s a worthy addition to anyone’s stable if you have a 25% off coupon code.

Would I have paid $400 for Hunter Jack XXL? No, I wouldn’t have. It’s nothing personal but I have my limits. $300 is already super expensive and is at my upper limit. I’ve only ever spent that much on a handful of Giant Dildos (Andre XXL, Horse Dildo from Hankey’s and Elephant/Jackson from Exotic-Erotics). Compared to the amount of silicone in those toys, especially Andre XXL it doesn’t make much sense for why this would ever be $400. My hope is that Nothosaur comes to their senses and drops the price to compete with other non-etsy toy makers. $400 is simply too much, it’s a great experience but it’s certainly not twice as great of an experience as Vector XL or Seraphina XL. 

Hunter Jack XXL will not stand on his own unless firmly suction cupped to the floor. Hunter Jack has no problems staying stuck to a shower-tile wall with his suction cup.

 If you can’t wait and you really want to buy a Nothosaur without the 25% off birthday coupon (you’re required to send them a pic of your ID but can black out things like address and license #) you can use code “GIANTDILDOS” for 10% off but I’d really recommend waiting for the birthday discount code if possible, especially if you’re buying an XXL.

Specs (From Nothosaur):

  • Diameter (head): 3.4 inches
  • Max Diameter (medial ring): 3.6 inches
  • Shaft Diameter: 3-2-3.6 inches
  • Total Length: 21/6 inches
  • Usable Length: 17 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $400 – I bought at 25% for $300

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Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL
Hunter Jack XXL

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