Ranking the Best Knotted Toys


 

I didn’t start out as a huge fan of knotted toys because they take a lot of work-up to master. A 4 inch diameter tapered toy is a lot easier to take than a knot with diameter of 4 inches due to the sudden increase. Nonetheless, I decided to give some knotted toys a try and now I’m a big fan. Check out my rankings below (keep in mind I’m a very experienced user).

 

 

 

 

Tier 1: The Best (Enjoyable and Usable)


 

Bad Dragon Tucker XL Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Tucker XL
Bad Dragon: Apollo L
Bad Dragon: Apollo L

 

 

Bad Dragon Austin XL Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Austin XL

 

 

Hankey's Toys Knaughty Dragon XL Dildo Review
Hankey’s Toys: Knaughty Dragon XL

 

 

Bad Dragon Nova XL Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Nova XL

 

 

 

Tier 2: Worth your money


 

Razor XL Title Image
Bad Dragon: Razor XL
Ridley Stock Image
Bad Dragon: Ridley XL

 

 

Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Razor XL

 

 

Bad Dragon Fenrir XL
Bad Dragon: Fenrir XL (Legacy)

 

 

Bad Dragon Xar Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Xar XL

 

 

 

Tier 3: Not my Favorites


 

Hankey's Toys Solatok L Dildo
Hankey’s Toys: Solatok – L

 

 

Bad Dragon Blaze XL Dildo
Bad Dragon: Blaze XL

 

 

Bad Dragon Bishop XL Dildo Review GiantDildos.net
Bad Dragon: Bishop – XL

 

 

Bad Dragon Diego XL Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Diego – XL

 

 

 

Tier 4: Too Big

Bad Dragon Cole XL Review
Bad Dragon: Cole XL

 

 

Bad Dragon Dexter XL Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Dexter XL

 

 

Exotic-Erotics Werehorse XL Dildo Review
Exotic-Erotics: Werehorse XL

 

 

Seraphina XL
Bad Dragon: Seraphina XL

 

Not Knotted but Worth the Bulge


 

Bad Dragon Crackers L Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Crackers L

 

 

Bad Dragon Habu L Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Habu L

 

 

Bad Dragon Scorn L Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Scorn L

 

 

Bad Dragon Axel XL Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Axel XL

 

 

 

 

 

Bad Dragon – Cole – XL


I purchased Cole XL from Bad Dragon not too long ago, which is to say that I was already very experienced. Unfortunately I’m not experienced enough to take his knot. Cole has a MASSIVE knot. I was able to get mine in the ideal firmness (Soft shaft/Firm base) but I still can’t master him. The Knot diameter on BD says 4.7 inches but it’s pretty much 5 inches by my measurement. Either way that’s insanely wide (14 inch circumference).

Compared to some other knotted toys, Cole isn’t even that sudden of a knot, he was graced with a super thick shaft (10.25 inch circumference) so I assumed when I bought him that I would be able to master the knot after some good warm-up. Unlike Dexter which was an impulse buy in medium firmness, I did put thought into my Cole XL purchase, lol.
Without  hitting the knot, Cole is still a very enjoyable ride thanks to his fat shaft and nicely shaped tip. Mine has a suction cup and he has no problem staying put on a shower wall or the floor. 

Cole is not the most textured of toys, there is a slight hint of a vein but that’s about it. I don’t know how old he is but I’m assuming he’s one of the older toys because of the lack of detail and also the silicone has more of a matte finish vs the glossy/shiny finish of newer models (similar to original Duke, Moko, Xar, etc).
I’ll keep working to master Cole XL but just be sure to give it some serious thought before you take the plunge. He is much much much larger than the large version (14 inch knot vs 10 inch knot), there really is no comparison between the two.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 8.5 inches
  • Max Circumference (knot): 14 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.25 inches
  • Total Length: 13.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 11 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $260.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Cole XL Review
Cole – XL

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Bad Dragon Cole XL Review
Cole XL (alt)
Bad Dragon Cole XL vs Cole L
Cole XL vs Cole L
Bad Dragon Cole XL vs Soda Can
Cole XL vs Soda Can
Bad Dragon Cole XL vs Bottle
Cole XL vs 1L Bottle
Bad Dragon Cole XL vs Hankeys Kane Korso 4XL
Cole XL vs Kane Korso 4XL
Bad Dragon Cole XL vs Hankeys Machoman XXXL
Cole XL vs Machoman XXXL
Bad Dragon Cole XL vs Hankey's Clyde 4XL
Cole XL vs Clyde 4XL
Bad Dragon Cole XL vs Ky'el XL
Cole XL vs Ky’el XL
Bad Dragon Cole XL vs Razor XL
Cole XL vs Razor XL
Bad Dragon Cole XL vs Tucker XL
Tucker XL vs Cole XL

 

Razor – XL


 

I purchased my XL Razor from Bad Dragon after already having bought Tucker XL. I figured they looked similar enough to both be enjoyable but different enough to be worth owning both. This is indeed the case. Both Tucker XL and Razor XL in soft (how I own them) are equally enjoyable and equally usable, the shafts are not too long pre-knot to make taking the knot an uncomfortable experience and the knots themself are large enough to really feel the pop-in and hold.

I still prefer Tucker to Razor based on the appearance along (I prefer the horse-cock style to the canine style) but Razor does have a slightly more usable knot. If you look at the two dongs, you’ll see that tuckers knot is closer to the bottom of the toy than Razor’s. What this means is that Razor is easier to get the knot to stay put, you can push it in a bit further due to a tiny bit longer shaft post-knot.
Both toys are 100% usable and 100% enjoyable. I am a person that has trouble with XL Bishop due to the length pre-knot so if you are also that person, these toys should work for you. I have several other knotted toys know, including Dexter and Cole XL, both of those toys are too big for me to even pretend to take, especially Dexter which I hastily bought in medium firmness. My recommendation for all XL knotted toys is to buy them in soft firmness, it’s still a challenge you’re looking for but at 4 inch diameter knots and larger, that little bit of extra give from being in soft firmness really makes it more enjoyable and easier to master.

My Razor is a flop, I’m not sure what the flop reason was but in my case, the suction cup doesn’t do a great job of affixing to surfaces like kneeling pads or gym mats, most of my other toys affix to those without issue (on the ground) but Razor needs some extra convincing. He does have no problem staying on a tyle wall or glass door though.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (Head): 7 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 8.5 inches
  • Max Circumference (Knot): 12.75 inches
  • Diameter (Knot): 4.06 inches
  • Total Length: 13.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

 

Razor XL Title Image

 

 

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Razor XL vs Soda Can
Razor XL vs Soda Can
Razor XL vs 1 Liter Bottle
Razor XL vs Bottle

 

Razor XL vs Tucker XL
Razor XL vs Tucker XL
Razor XL vs Tucker XL 2
Razor XL vs Tucker XL (alt)

 

Razor XL vs Diego XL
Razor XL vs Diego XL

 

 

Razor XL vs Cole XL
Razor XL vs Cole XL