Tag: Horse Dildo Reviews

Weredog – Juniper XL

Weredog Juniper XL is my first dildo from Weredog, they had a 20% off sale for some reason and I ended up buying 3 toys from them (in two orders). First off let me say that Weredog is the fastest shipping toy company I’ve used. I ordered it Juniper on Monday (7:30PM UK Time) and I had the toy in hand on Friday, it came so fast that I actually had to have it held at the UPS store because I had a house guest over and wasn’t expecting it to arrive while they were at my house, lol. Considering it had to come all the way from Europe (I’m eastern US) this was astonishingly fast.

Shipping was $50 with UPS express but if you order multiple toys the the shipping cost per toy is decreased (though it still does go up overall, just not $50 a toy). That being said, $50 for super fast shipping is worth it when the toy maker ships it out the same or next day. They shipped so fast that I was able to make another order during the same sale once I had received my Juniper in extra soft and knew I wanted more of them! The shipping box was discreet. Inside there were some stickers, a storage bag, the toy and a toy care sheet.

Okay, now lets get on to the toy itself. Like I mentioned above, my toy is an extra soft firmness in extra large size. Juniper is 17 inches long with a head that’s about 3 inches by 3 inches (maybe a bit bigger), Juniper XL is 3.2 inches wide at the medial ring. For comparison’s sake, think about Vector XL from Bad Dragon, Juniper is very similar in size to Vector XL. 

Having Juniper XL in extra soft firmness is a really awesome experience, this means the toy is super squishy and super bendy. You can really snake Juniper all the way inside of you which is simply amazing. Obviously in this firmness with this size, there is no chance Juniper is going to stand on its own. It flops over immediately, I don’t know if a more firm version of Juniper XL would stand on their own but I kind of doubt it.

Weredog also makes a thicker but shorter horse dildo named “Jack” that I almost bought as well (if they have another sale I will), Jack might be able to stand on his own in some cases, though I’m only guessing. In the meantime I’m more than happy with my Juniper XL dildo in extra soft.

Juniper is a mainly smooth dildo with a few wrinkles and veins but the medial ring, the head and the firmness are really why you want to buy it. Being 17 inches but not super thick is also a trait that most users will really appreciate. While I don’t classify Juniper as a riding dildo (at least not to the balls), the large scrotum is also a well crafted and pleasing feature.

I don’t think you can get Juniper with a suction cup base, but if you could that would be a nice upgrade, I know you can’t get Juniper with a cum tube style feature but I’m always going to say that I wish every toy came with that option as it’s a favorite kink of mine.

I paid about $200 all in due to the sale price and I highly recommend any lover of horse cocks give Weredog Juniper XL a try in extra soft. The firmness is what makes this a truly unique experience!

Specs (From Weredog):

  • Circumference (head): 10 inches
  • Max Circumference (medial ring): 10.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 17.1 inches
  • Usable Length: 14.8 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200.00 – I bought a on sale for $160 + shipping

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Weredog Juniper XL Dildo Review

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Naughty Fox – Santos XL/XXL

I bought the Santos XL/XXL dildo from Naughty Fox when they were having a sale a couple months ago, I think I got mine for 20% off? Mine was an in stock toy and I paid 203 + shipping. Because I got an in stock toy I had no choice of firmness or color or accessories. My Santos XL/XXL is medium firmness with no vac-u-lock hole.

You’ll notice that I keep saying XL/XXL and the reason is because I’m not sure what size this is. I bought an XXL, the product page mentions XXL in the description but the sizes available for ordering stop at XL. I’m going to call it XXL for the rest of the review since that’s what the product sizes chart says.

The medium firmness on my Santos XXL is pretty firm. I would have picked soft firmness if I had a choice (and honestly I could have just made a custom order), but I bought medium since it was what was in stock. Getting a softer firmness is a double edged sword as always, while it’s easier to compress the head of a soft firmness toy, it’s also easier to compress the shaft which makes it harder to force in, so honestly I’m not sure what the right firmness is.

Santos is a BIIIIG toy. Sneakily the 3rd biggest horse dildo head I own (behind the Brooklyn Supreme from TTC and the Italian Stallion from JTT), actually Santos might be the widest horse toy with a head that’s over 4.3 inches wide. I think my Brooklyn Supreme is 3.9 and 3.9 where Santos XXL is 4.3 and 3.5 so the two are very close. I have managed to take my Santos XXL (but only once), the same problem exists with the Brooklyn Supreme or Horse Dildo (from Hankey’s) where my wrists/arms get tired trying to keep the shaft from flopping around.

This toy, like most of the giant horse toys is probably best used with a partner. Now, don’t let that comment minimize just how massive the flared head on this is. It’s huge, and even with a partner, only the most experienced are going to be able to use him. I think in soft firmness it might be damn near impossible for a solo user to get Santos XXL in due to the flop but with a partner I bet that’s the ideal firmness to give the head a bit more play. I see on the website that split firmness is an option (for added cost), that’s probably the sweet spot if money is no object.

This is the first toy I’ve bought from Naughty Fox. Overall I would say I’m very happy with the experience. They are located in Germany but the prices included VAT and the shipping costs were very reasonable ($15 to the US). It took 21 days to receive my in stock toy, according to the shipper they didn’t get the toy until 12 days after I ordered it. Now idk if that’s accurate but it did seem like a long time between ordering and shipping though 21 days is not too long for an international toy. My hopes have been raised mainly because John Thomas Toys somehow gets in stock toys to me within 4 days so I know it’s possible.
Honestly none of this would matter to me except for the fact that I picked an in stock toy thinking that it would ship out super quickly. I would have been more patient and ordered an also discounted custom firmness if I had known it was going to take 21 days.

Either way, don’t let that dissaude you from ordering, just have realistic expectations on timeframe. Again, Naughty Fox had very reasonable pricing, especially for a platinum silicone fantasy maker. The quality of the toy is very nice, I would put the firmness in line with a medium from Bad Dragon (in a similarly sized toy), my Santos XXL has a pastel coloring and a matte-not-shiny texture. I haven’t had any issues with cleaning the toy or mold growth but I have not owned it for very long, assuming you dry the toy after cleaning I wouldn’t expect any mold to grow more than with other silicone toys. I can confirm that my Santos XXL does not react with any of my other platinum silicone toys from different brands (as expected), which is a good sign for quality.

Like most horse dildos, the excitement comes from the pop-in and the sheer size fo the toy, there isn’t too much texture on the shaft but once you get the head in you’re not going to be thinking about anything else anyways. I would not say that Santos XXL is a riding dildo, his head is simply too big, he’s a take it slow and look in the mirror kind of toy (IMO).

Would I say that Santos XXL is worth it? If you like giant horse dildos, I would say he definitely is. I’d recommend split firmness with a soft shaft and medium base as I think it would make taking him a bit easier. The fact that Naughty Fox has sales and you can get him for under $300 makes this a good value.

 

Specs (From Naughty Fox):

  • Circumference (head): 12.99 inches
  • Diameter (head): 4.33 x 3.93 inches (4.3 confirmed)
  • Max Circumference (head): 12.99 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 9.44 inches
  • Total Length: 18.11 inches
  • Usable Length: 14.56 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $260.00 – I bought in-stock on sale for $203

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Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo Review

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Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo vs Soda Can
Santos XXL vs Can
Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo vs Bottle
Santos XXL vs Bottle
Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo vs Horse Dildo`
Horse Dildo 4XL vs Santos XXL
Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo vs Chance Flared XL
Chance Flared XL vs Santos XXL
Chance Flared XL vs Naughty Fox Santos XXL dildo
Chance Flared XL vs Santos XXL
Brooklyn Supreme vs Naughty Fox Santos XXL
Brooklyn Supreme vs Santos XXL
Naughty Fox Santos XXL dildo vs Brooklyn Supreme
Santos XXL vs Brooklyn Supreme
Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo Head Diameter
Santos XXL Head Diameter
Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo Head Diameter
Santos XXL Head Diameter

 

Hankey’s Toys – Horse Dildo II – 4XL

Horse Dildo II from Hankey’s is the newest horse dildo they offer (even though Horse Dildo I isn’t that old of a model either). I jumped at the option to purchase Horse Dildo II since he’s a giant horse dildo without the flare so he’s much easier to use all the time. Yes, you do lose a bit of the experience without the pop-in but he’s a very satisfying ride nonetheless.
I would equate Horse Dildo II to Lampwick Uncut (he’s very similar in shape and size, as you can see from the pictures). I have my Horse Dildo II in 40% soft firmness, this color is supposedly burnt ember but it seems lighter than what I was expecting. Honestly I don’t ever have a very strong color preference so I didn’t think too much of it.
Horse Dildo II will not stand on his own, even when using the suction cup he’ll flop off eventually. Maybe in 75% soft firmness he’d be able to stand but definitely not in the softer firmness variety. He’s a long and slightly curved toy, though the balls at the bottom do provide some nice low-down heft. Like Lampwick, these are 360 degree balls, so if that’s your kink, you’ll be delighted. 
I’ve managed to take Horse Dildo II past the medial ring, he’s a really thick toy the whole way down so going all the way to the balls will be a huge challenge, definitely doable but it’ll take the right prep and some practice.

I think Horse Dildo II works in 40% soft firmness or even the standard medium firmness. His head is forgiving enough that the firmness isn’t as important as it might be on something like Kane Korso or the original Horse Dildo.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 10.75 inches
  • Max Circumference (ring): 13.75 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13 inches
  • Total Length: 19.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 15.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $306.00 – I used coupons for cheaper price
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Horse Dildo 2 4XL Hankeys
Horse Dildo 2 – 4XL

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Horse Dildo 2 vs Can
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Can
Horse Dildo 2 vs Bottle
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Bottle 2
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Bottle Profile
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Bottle 2
Horse Dildo 2 vs Horse Dildo 4XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Horse Dildo 4XL
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Horse Dildo 4XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Horse Dildo 4XL (side)
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Ky'el XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Ky’el XL

 

Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL (side)

 

Nothosaur – Hunter Jack XXL (with tube) 

Is imitation the highest form of flattery? Maybe. But it definitely makes sense to copy after one of the most successful dildo makers on the market… Now let me clarify here, Hunter Jack XXL is its own toy, it’s 21 inches long and pretty darn wide. It’s a horse cock, and horse cocks are horse cocks so I don’t think you can claim the overall shape is a copy… But, there are some other aspects that feel very  “BD Like”. The logo on the base of the toy is in the same location as the bad dragon logo, on quick glance it even looks the same as the BD logo. The toy arrived with a dildo keychain a character card and even stickers. THAT feels super “BD Like”. In addition to those, the toy also came with a nice storage bag (something that other toy makers like John Thomas and Exotic-Erotics also include). The final comparisons to BD would be the tube and the suction cup base – now I have no idea if these are patented in any way since I’ve seen plenty of other makers with ejaculating dildos but they’re just another similarity. Of course I mention this because Nothosaur has faced some backlash in the dildo community for making knock-offs or non-quality rip-offs.

It should be noted that the sticker price of Hunter Jack XXL with tube is $400. Yes, FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS. So it’s certainly not a cheap toy. I actually waited for my birthday to come around so I could get a 25% off coupon (which I did), that lowered the price of Hunter Jack XXL to $299 with free shipping. Still extremely expensive but palatable at least. Nothosaur also has an Amazon store which has discount codes frequently and quick prime shipping. Unfortunately Hunter Jack XXL with tube was not one of the available toys.

Like most dildo shipments, Hunter Jack XXL from Nothosaur arrived super-discretely in a well packed box (see pic), it shipped from some generic company name in China, but unlike my John Thomas Toys I was never notified about it getting held up in customs, nor did it had declaration pages taped to the outside so I’m not sure what the difference is there. I did choose UPS for an extra 10 bucks so maybe that helped. My Nothosaur toy arrived within 7 days of ordering, not 7 business days, 7 real days. Again, I chose the faster UPS shipping so I’m not sure how much slower it would be with the free shipping, but 7 days is totally respectable in the giant dildo market.

Now let’s talk about the toy itself. I’ve only had the toys for a couple days so I can’t talk about durability but I can talk about experience. I know I’m supposed to hate Nothosaur but I don’t. Let me say, I REALLY love my Hunter Jack XXL with tube. He is massive but proportioned correctly to still use, I love the texture on the shaft and the ammo belt and the ball sack. He is an extremely visually appealing dildo, right up there with Chance and Vector. 

I purchased a “Hard” firmness toy, per the website’s recommendation and I would also recommend that as the firmness to choose (at least for anal use). He is still very floppy with hard firmness (in XXL at least) so I think soft would be pretty much unusable. In Hard firmness he’s easy to insert and easy to push deep inside thanks to his floppiness. 

When I bought Hunter Jack XXL I didn’t even realize he had a suction cup, but he does (identical to BD suction cup bases), which is a nice add-on feature that kind of makes the price (at $300) a little more tolerable, a comparable BD would be like $220-$240 + shipping. 

Obviously I’m very well versed in my giant dildos but I was able to take Hunter Jack XXL down to the medial ring on the first try – what a sensation. 

In the end, I highly recommend Nothosaur’s Hunter Jack XXL. I didn’t expect to love it – and maybe I’m wrong for loving it – but I do love it. It’s a 100% recommended addition to my horse cock stable and because of the tube and the firmness and the size I think it’s a worthy addition to anyone’s stable if you have a 25% off coupon code.

Would I have paid $400 for Hunter Jack XXL? No, I wouldn’t have. It’s nothing personal but I have my limits. $300 is already super expensive and is at my upper limit. I’ve only ever spent that much on a handful of Giant Dildos (Andre XXL, Horse Dildo from Hankey’s and Elephant/Jackson from Exotic-Erotics). Compared to the amount of silicone in those toys, especially Andre XXL it doesn’t make much sense for why this would ever be $400. My hope is that Nothosaur comes to their senses and drops the price to compete with other non-etsy toy makers. $400 is simply too much, it’s a great experience but it’s certainly not twice as great of an experience as Vector XL or Seraphina XL. 

Hunter Jack XXL will not stand on his own unless firmly suction cupped to the floor. Hunter Jack has no problems staying stuck to a shower-tile wall with his suction cup.

 If you can’t wait and you really want to buy a Nothosaur without the 25% off birthday coupon (you’re required to send them a pic of your ID but can black out things like address and license #) you can use code “GIANTDILDOS” for 10% off but I’d really recommend waiting for the birthday discount code if possible, especially if you’re buying an XXL.

Specs (From Nothosaur):

  • Diameter (head): 3.4 inches
  • Max Diameter (medial ring): 3.6 inches
  • Shaft Diameter: 3-2-3.6 inches
  • Total Length: 21/6 inches
  • Usable Length: 17 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $400 – I bought at 25% for $300

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Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL
Hunter Jack XXL

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