Hankey's Toys Dildo Reviews

Hankey’s Toys – Double Dildo XL

I’ve had my Double Dildo XL from Hankey’s Toys since last November (2023 Black Friday Sale) and he has been a super unique and really enjoyable dildo. You’ll notice in the comparison pics I couldn’t really find a good comparison outside of another Hankey’s Toy called the Three Amigos. Unlike the Three Amigos, the Double Dildo XL is only 2 dongs vs three so it’s less of a cylinder shape, though the widest side of the Double Dildo is wider than the widest side of the Three Amigos. I would still say the Double Dildo is a bit easier to take due to its overall shape vs the Three Amigos which takes a bit of navigating, lol.

The Double Dildo XL is a super wide (in one direction) toy, it has a max width of just over 5 inches by 3 inches for a max circumference (at the knot) of 14.5 inches!!!! Thankfully the Double Dildo is super tapered (it goes from 6.5 inch circumference to 14.5 inch so you have a lot of run-up before you’re challenging that super sized width.

I got my toy in the standard 75% soft firmness (it was a sale toy and I had no choice), but I do wish I got him in 40% soft firmness which is my new go to for Hankey’s Toys. I find the 40% soft firmness in the super mega giant sized dildos is more forgiving and enjoyable, for me at least.

The only negative I have with the Double Dildo is that there is no option to add a vac-u-lock hole. I’m guessing it has something to do with the thinnest part being the middle but in a toy that’s as wide as this I think they could have done it. I understand on the smaller toys but the XL Should come with the option, the Double Dildo has no issues standing on its own but I would have liked to use the vac-u-lock hole with my HiSmith machine, for now I’ve had to make do with a double sided suction cup, which works well enough but it would be better with the hole.

If you’re looking for a super unique, and super-wide experience, I highly recommend Double Dildo XL!

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

Circumference (head): 6.5 inches
Max Circumference (knot): 14.5 inches
Shaft Circumference: 12.75 inches
Total Length: 12.1 inches
Usable Length: 10.75 inches
MSRP (as owned): $189 – I bought on sale for 30% off

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Hankey’s Toys – Machoman – XXXL

I bought Machoman in XXXL because I found him to be very visually appealing. I was able to grab him during Hankey’s Cyber Monday sale which means I got a great deal but again means I was limited to medium firmness. It’s pretty obvious that he is a super wide toy from the pictures but the measurements on the website can be deceiving. He is “only” 13 inches circumference but by my measurement he’s almost 5 inches wide! That is a MASSIVELY wide toy.

I have shockingly been able to take Machoman XXXL in the natural layout (balls front) but it’s very difficult and takes a lot of warm-up. The easier way to do it is to take him with balls to the side, either way he is still a huge stretch to take. I definitely think that a softer firmness would be more enjoyable and given the shape I think he would be well suited as opposed to my Horse Dildo that is too blunt to easily penetrate in the 40% soft firmness I have him in. Machoman has a tapered tip so you can line him up and send him home.

While the utility of Machoman XXXL may be questionable (for me he’s way too big to ride, more of a “look what I can fit!” type of toy), his appearance is undeniably pleasing. Just a straight up handsome toy.

I got my Machoman with an attachment hole but like most of the super huge toys he would not stay on the suction cup on a wall and because of the huge base, he has no trouble standing on his own when placed on the floor. I still recommend the attachment hole as an option to help keep him in place when riding (though he is teetering on the point where he won’t even stay on the suction cup on the floor without being held).

Specs (From MHT):