Hankey’s Toys – XXXCalibur XXL


I bought my XXXCalibur toy in size XXL from Hankey’s Toys about a year ago. I’ve been enjoying him since, but I never got around to writing a review or posting comparison pictures… Well, now I am.

XXXCalibur in XXL is a great toy because he is super long – over 17 inches (yes, that long) – which means he can really get deep inside to provide a level of stimulation that many dildos are either too short, or too wide to accomplish. XXXCalibur is perfect for this job. 

XXXCalibur is an uncut dildo with a tapered head, this makes him ideal not only for sensational play sessions but he can also be a great warm-up toy. I posted a comparison picture vs my XL Sveinn from Bad Dragon (which is one of my current warm-up toys), you can see that they have a very similar shape to start, though the XXXCalibur is more detailed on the shaft with some veins and a little bit of an outline around the tip.

XXXCalibur is also a great toy because of the magnificent balls. I love that Hankey’s Toys takes care of this aspect, lots of dildo makers let the balls kind of morph into the base of the toy, which is good for stability but takes away from the usability and visuals of the balls.

My XXXCalibur dildo in XXL will not stand on his own, the toy I have has a vac-u-hole so I can put him on my Hankey’s 7 inch suction cup to use him on the ground, he leans over a ton still, but he doesn’t fall over when he’s on the suction up. Either way, once you have the tip inserted he is pretty easy to ride and push deeper. My toy is 75% soft, while I think 40% soft would definitely be enjoyable, I’d imagine it would be even harder to stand up in that firmness.

I usually recommend people buy their huge dildos in the softest firmness but XXXCalibur is thin enough that 75% soft works extremely well, he can wiggle and move with your insides so I may recommend just sticking with the 75% soft firmness. Obviously you should go slow and practice before taking this toy to the max, he isn’t super thick but he is extremely long.

I didn’t expect to get such a great feeling from XXXCalibur, but there is definitely something to be said for depth play, once he’s about 10 inches deep, it makes my knees go weak. Amazing!

Sidenote: The webpage calls XXXCalibur “Thor’s Hammer” so I don’t know if this used to be called that or what the deal is, I’d rather type out “Thor’s Hammer” than XXXCalibur like I did about a dozen times in this review but either one is a good name.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 8.00 inches
  • Max Circumference (mid): 10 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 17.2 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $210.00

Check it out here!

XXXCalibur Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – Boss Hogg – XXXL


My Boss Hogg XXXL from Hankey’s Toys is one of the thickest toys I own. At 14 inches of circumference at the widest point, let’s just say that i’m glad I have him in soft firmness.

Boss Hogg is a huge toy, and that’s why you buy him. Outside of the nicely modeled tip, he’s a pretty smooth shaft with no balls. I have remove-o-balls but I haven’t been able to get them on this toy yet… I’m guessing you could, but it would be a massive stretch, it isn’t worth risking tearing my remove-o-balls to try more, especially since Boss Hogg XXXL is so huge that it’s unlikely I or anyone else would be able to ride him all the way down to the balls for it to make a difference anyways.

In 40% soft firmness I am able to get over the bulge in Boss Hogg XXXL, if he were 75% soft I may not be able to since he is really a huge huge toy, just check him out vs a soda can or 1 liter bottle!

I ordered my Boss Hogg with a vac-u-hole like I do with all my Hankey’s toys and it makes him easier to mount but it isn’t really necessary. Boss Hogg will stand on his own and because mine is an XXXL there isn’t really going to be a time when I use him on my f machines.

If you’re looking for the ultimate stretch with a bulge (IE Not simply tapered), I’d definitely recommend Boss Hogg in XXXL or even a smaller size. The only negative is that he isn’t as textured as some other toys but the head is a still a nice pop-in feature.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 10.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (bulge): 14.00 inches
  • Shaft Circumference (base of shaft): 12.25 inches
  • Total Length: 14.65 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.65 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $240.00 (soft and vac-u-hole are upcharges)

Check it out here!

Boss Hogg XXXL Dildo

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Hankey’s Toys – Omega XL 


Hankey’s Toys Omega XL Dildo (more like oh my gawd!) was a dildo I bought specifically to use on my HiSmith and Fredorch machines (I actually bought a handful other similar sized toys as well), this is why he is only an L/XL sized toy. Still a large dildo by almost everyone’s standards but in this case he is small enough to really give a good pounding on the sex machines.

The best part of Omega is by far his huge ballsack. I LOVE the sensation of a ball sack smacking mine while getting rammed fast and hard and for that, there is no better toy out there (next best is to put some remove-o-balls on your toys) for that great slapping feeling. This works because the dildo firmness is soft and the ballsack is simply huge. 

Honestly Omega XL really is one of my favorite dildos now. If I weren’t going to use him on my machine I would have gotten the largest size like most of my other toys but for the sex machine the L/XL size is the absolute perfect size for a veteran toy taker.

Like I mentioned above, I got my toy in soft firmness (40% soft), I also ordered mine with the vac-u-hole for easy use on the sex machines. As you might expect, Omega has no problem at all standing on his own, with such a huge base he is easily ridable. 

The main selling point is 100% the huge balls on Omega but the shaft and head are also very enjoyable, with enough girth to satisfy most people (in the L/XL size) and if you go for the 4XL size with a 13.5 inch circumference I doubt there’s anyone who wouldn’t find that stretch filling. The shaft is not overly textured but like most Hankey’s toys it’s a realistic design. 

I recommend you buy Omega in 40% soft (like I do with most my Hankey’s toys now), it just provides (in my opinion) a better, ride where you can focus on the fill – or in this case the ball slapping.

 

Specs (From Hankey’s):

  • Circumference (head): 8.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft base): 10.10 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 9.9 inches
  • Total Length: 11.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 9.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $231.00 – I used coupon code for discount

Check it out here!

Omega XL Dildo Review

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