Hankey’s Toys – Seahorse XXXL


I’ve had my Seahorse XXXL dildo from Hankey’s toys since the beginning of the year. I used the 30% off code I got from my Black Friday order and I’m really glad I did. Seahorse is like the perfect dildo. He starts tapered, ends super-wide and has a ton of texture and ridges along the way.

Seahorse stands easily on his own with or without a suction cup which makes riding him an absolute treat. The overall shape means you can (if you’re experienced) take him all the way, yes all 14+ inches of usable length, I know from experience. I had always had my eye on Seahorse XXXL from when I first saw him but I didn’t think it would be that unique of an experience… Boy was I wrong, I can’t emphasize enough just how wonderful the texture on this toy is, and again.

The fact that it is tapered, means you can actually enjoy the ridges and grooves without being stretched to the max from the get-go. It also means that you can buy Seahorse XXXL before you’re ready to conquer him and still get good use out of the toy. If you’re a giant dildo lover I wouldn’t mess around with the smaller sizes and just go straight for the XXXL. His head is 8.75″ inches in circumference which should certainly be manageable for anyone browsing this site (right? haha) but he expands all the way to 15 inches in circumference… The perfect toy!

The only thing you won’t get with seahorse is a knot/flared head style pop-in, but you shouldn’t be expecting that given the shape of the toy. I got mine in 75% soft firmness and natural tan color. I think the firmness is great though I always like 40% soft (it just costs an extra 15 bucks), and the color is okay but I wish I had gone for a more exotic color since he isn’t a human dick. It’s all preference however, the Seahorse XXXL is still one of my favorite dildos!

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 8.75 inches
  • Max Circumference (lower shaft): 15 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 12 inches
  • Total Length: 17 inches
  • Usable Length: 14 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $280.00 – I bought on sale for 30% less

Check it out here!

Seahorse XXXL Dildo Review
Seahorse – XXXL

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Seahorse XXXL Dildo vs Can
Seahorse XXXL vs Can
Seahorse XXXL Dildo vs Can 2
Seahorse XXXL vs Can 2
Seahorse XXXL Dildo vs 1L Bottle
Seahorse XXXL vs 1L Bottle
Seahorse XXXL Dildo vs Bottle
Seahorse XXXL vs 1L Bottle 2
Seahorse XXXL dildo vs Chance XL
Seahorse XXXL vs Chance XL
Seahorse XXXL Dildo vs Chance XL
Seahorse XXXL vs Chance XL 2
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Seahorse XXXL
Elephant XL vs Hankey’s Seahorse XXXL

 

Exotic-Erotics – Elephant XL


I bought my Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL dildo the same time I bought my Jackson dildo from Exotic-Erotics (EE), while I was able to take Jackson immediately, I was nowhere close to able to take Elephant XL who has a head that’s 4.53 inches at the widest point. Now you’ve seen Taurion XL that has a similar diameter, but that is still more of a challenge since it’s a rounded head whereas Elephant XL is not even on all sides. In fact, the way I had to take Elephant XL (honestly I don’t think it would let you take him any other way, he’s naturally position himself as such) was sideways with the longest dimension going front-back. Trying to take him straight on is just too wide and awkward, like I was saying I think the dildo would naturally position itself in the sideways orientation. Even though I had to “cheat” and take the dildo a certain way I still feel it’s a huge accomplishment, 4.5 inches in diameter is nothing to scoff at and the head is even bigger in person. When I first got Elephant XL I thought there would never be a day when I could get him inside of me… He’s THAT big.

 

Length-wise Elephant XL is equally impressive, standing (flopping) at 19.75 inches he’s right up there with the longest of dildos I own. Unlike Jackson from Exotic-Erotics, Elephant XL does not have a suction cup base but he does have a much heftier shaft and base. Elephant XL (at least my Elephant XL dildo) won’t stand on his own but it’s much more stable than some of the skinnier dildos, mine is soft firmness (I feel like medium would work too) and it wouldn’t surprise me if there were some of these that could stand on their own in medium (maybe if they ended up with a different lean). Either way, he’s stiff enough to easily use and once he’s in you can ride him well. I have only been able to take half of this dildo length-wise. While I know I can take much longer, the size of the head doesn’t really lend itself to comfortably snaking its way inside of you (at least not all the time, I’m sure there are some occasions where the stars align and you can go much deeper). Regardless of depth, for me the enjoyment came/comes from pop-in and wonderment of getting that humongous head inside of you. Due to the shape it wasn’t a painful or unenjoyable experience in the slightest, he gradually opened me up and got himself in, obviously I’m extremely experienced and it took even me a while to work up to Elephant XL but if you are experienced, it’s nothing but good times

 

I bought my Elephant XL during black Friday so I got a significant discount. As of the time of this writing (May 10th) there is another sale going on at Exotic-Erotics and I did see a couple Elephant XL’s (in really cool colors) in inventory, I’d definitely recommend picking on up if you’re thinking about it. Now that I know it’s an achievable goal and a really pleasurable experience I can definitely recommend you take the chance on him (again, IF you’re experienced with giant dildos). I’d recommend him in soft firmness since that’s what I have but I think medium firmness would probably also work

Like with my Jackson dildo, I received a very nice silk style storage bag for free 🙂

 

Specs (From Exotic-Erotics):

  • Circumference (head): 12.28 inches
  • Diameter (head): 4.53 inches
  • Max Circumference (lowest usable): 12.87 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.78 inches
  • Total Length: 19.25 inches
  • Usable Length: 17.50 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $295.00 – I bought on sale for $232

Check it out here!

Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo
Elephant XL

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Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Can
Elephant XL vs Can
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Can 2
Elephant XL vs Can 2
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs 1L Bottle
Elephant XL vs 1L Bottle
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Bottle 2
Elephant XL vs Bottle 2
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Chance XL
Elephant XL vs Chance XL
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Chance XL 2
Elephant XL vs Chance XL 2
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Jackson
Elephant XL vs Jackson
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Seahorse XXXL
Elephant XL vs Hankey’s Seahorse XXXL