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Twin Tail Creations – The Brooklyn Supreme

The Brooklyn Supreme is the champion of horse dildos. He’s massive, colorful, well shaped and relatively soft. I paid $400 for my Brooklyn Supreme, I had hoped to get a flop or a sale but then this guy came into the inventory and I decided to buy it. Shipping was supre discrete but it wasn’t fast. It took 2.5-3 weeks to get my in-stock toy. That’s not slow compared to most toy makers but it is slow compared to both BD and Hankey’s. My toy straightened out but I was a bit nervous when I opened the box since the head was completely folded over (the box was too small), for a $400 dildo I think it deserves a bigger box lol. My toy does not have a suction cup base and it is in soft firmness.

At 21 inches tall and 4 inches wide at the smallest point, he is truly a sight to behold. Now before you ask, no I haven’t been able to take Brooklyn Supreme yet, I was holding off on this review until I tried it a little more, but now I wanted to get the comparison pictures up on the site since it looks like Brooklyn Supreme is going to be one of those toys that takes a while and/or only works for me sporadically (like Hankey’s Horse Dildo). The problem for me isn’t even the width, I KNOW I can take 4 inch wide toys, they aren’t easy but in soft for sure I can make it work, the problem with The Brooklyn Supreme is the length and the floppiness, same with most horse dildos. My wrists get tired from trying to line it up and keep it from flopping out, which usually ends the play session in surrender. I do not think a medium firmness would be better though I have no experience with Twin Tail Creations’ medium firmness, I feel like soft is the appropriate firmness or maybe split firmness if that ever becomes a thing.

I fully intend to take The Brooklyn Supreme eventually, with enough warm-up and the right day I know I can take him, but until then he’s going to have to slot into the same category as my Italian Stallion (though the Brooklyn Supreme is markedly softer with a more forgiving head) and my Taurion XL – toys that I haven’t mastered yet.

Would I recommend Brooklyn Supreme? That’s a tough one. If you think you can take him then for sure it’s worth a look. Even though I can’t take him yet, I still like the looks of him and trying to get him in turns me on anyways. But 400 dollars is a lot to spend on a dildo, and it gets even more expensive if you choose some color options or add a suction cup base. Yes he is a TON of silicone and soft silicone is not cheap. While I did have to pay for shipping, it was cheaper than most other stores at only 11 dollars for west to east coast UPS shipping.

The Brooklyn Supreme is not a toy that pops up in inventory too often so it’s always a risk to wait for a sale, I think at $300, like I was able to get my Hunter Jack or Andre XXL for, he’s certainly worth it but for $400 it really becomes a tough call. I’m still glad I bought my Brooklyn Supreme just because he looks so great and is so massive but… If you can’t use him, that price is a hard pill to swallow.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

Circumference (head): 12 inches
Max Circumference (ring): 12.75 inches
Shaft Circumference: 13 inches
Total Length: 21 inches
Usable Length: 18 inches
MSRP (as owned): $400.00 – Yes, I paid that

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Gallery

Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs Bottle — Brooklyn Supreme vs Bottle

Brooklyn Supreme Dildo Head Depth — Brooklyn Supreme Head Depth

Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs soda can — Brooklyn Supreme vs Can

Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs Can — Brooklyn Supreme vs Can

Brooklyn Supreme head width dildo — Brooklyn Supreme Head Width

Brooklyn Supreme Dimensions Twin Tail Creations — Brooklyn Supreme Dimensions

Brooklyn Supreme dildo vs Jackson dildo — Jackson vs Brooklyn Supreme

Brooklyn Supreme vs Horse Dildo — Horse Dildo 4XL vs Brooklyn Supreme

Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs Italian Stallion XL dildo — Italian Stallion XL vs Brooklyn Supreme

Seraphina XL vs Brooklyn Supreme Dildo Size — Seraphina XL vs Brooklyn Supreme

Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs Santos XXL dildo — Brooklyn Supreme vs Santos XXL

Santos XXL vs Brooklyn Supreme

Nothosaur – Ranger XXL

I bought my Nothosaur Ranger XXL dildo from Amazon, I don’t think you get a choice of firmness on Amazon, so as a result mine appears to be a medium firmness, though I can’t be certain of that.

Ranger XXL is an ENORMOUS dildo. He’s right up there with Taurion XL (actually Taurion is right up there with Ranger since Ranger came first). In fact, Taurion looks to have taken a few design cues from Ranger XXL.

I have only gotten Ranger XXL in once, the slight taper at the top makes him easier to use vs Taurion XL but it’s not easy by any means, he’s so wide!

The balls on this toy are very detailed and inviting, with veins and fur between. The head of the toy has the nice textured ring around it (which ads to the difficulty of getting him in though), but the rest of the shaft is pretty smooth with only a couple width changes. I haven’t really had the experience to critique the feeling since I’ve only taken him once but I’d imagine like most monster toys the rush comes from simply getting him inside, rather than riding him.

Ranger isn’t available with a cum tube yet, though I hope they will make a version that has one (please make every toy with a cum tube!), the smooth texture of the silicone means that lube will stay on the toy and function well as opposed to some of the more matte toys.

My Ranger XXL has a suction base and has no issue staying put on a tile shower wall, Ranger XXL will easily stand on his own in the firmness I have.

My Ranger came with a keychain, some stickers and burlap style storage bag.

Would I recommend Ranger XXL? Yes, I would. I wish he had a cum tube but if you get him on sale at Amazon, he isn’t too overly expensive for the size. He’s a monster though so either accept that you’re not going to be able to take him or expect to do a lot of training first. If you can take Taurion XL, Baron XL, or maybe Stan XL you can likely take Ranger XXL.

I paid $250 for my Ranger XXL because Nothosaur had a promotion at the time, it seems like his MSRP on Amazon is now $380 which is a lot to spend (especially if you never use him), his MSRP on Nothosaur’s site is $499 now!!!

Specs (From Nothosaur):