Nothosaur – Anubis XXL


I ordered my Nothosaur Anubis from Amazon as part of my quest to collect all the horse-like dildos that I can find (lol). Anubis’s character isn’t a horse but because of the shape I’m going to treat him like he is. Anubis XXL is a shorter than some other toys like Hunter Jack XXL (but that’s 20 inches so pretty much everything is shorter than him, lol) but he has a wonderful flare that I measured (see pictures) as being 3.5 inches diameter (in both directions), that is a pretty sizeable flare, of course Nothosaur offers a whole host of other sizes if you think 3.5 inches is too big for you.

Now, even though 3.5 inches is a big flare it’s kind of weird how it feels in practice, Anubis is not all that hard to insert but once he’s in, he stays put like a flared cock should. This is probably due to the drastic drop off in diameter just below the flare. Whatever the reason, this means that you get the fun of the flare without the extreme challenging insertion. Obviously I’m coming at this as a very experienced user so take it with a grain of salt, if you haven’t had 4 inch diameter toys in you before, then you will probably find Anubis XXL plenty challenging…

After the flare, Anubis has a nice bulbous shaft that offers you another sensation if you can manage to push past it and finally you’re met with a wonderfully designed ball sack (much like Hunter Jack and Alcanon (though Graemen still takes the cake in that department).  Anubis is mostly smooth with vertical ridges and a very pronounced medial ring far down the shaft, the draw to Anubis is definitely the shape of that head and the bulging shaft.

Anubis XXL is right below Chance Flared XL when it comes to diameter but something about the design of Anubis makes him easier to take but equally as satisfying on the pullout and the p-spot stimulation. If you are considering Chance Flared XL you should definitely put Anubis XXL on your radar also, especially since Anubis is available on Amazon (or directly from Nothosaur).

Anubis XXL does not stand on his own but it does have a suction cup base so you can suction to the floor and he will stand or suction to a wall. He didn’t have a firmness listed on Amazon but I would say he is as soft as most Bad Dragon soft firmnesses though super-soft toys from weredog would be more soft. Anubis has been very durable with a polished feel instead of a matte feel, I have no reason to think that Anubis won’t stand the test of time and water.

In the end the only downside I would say that Anubis has, is his short-length. That gives him less stature when compared to something like Chance Flared XL or Horse Dildo or Even Conola XL. It doesn’t really matter in terms of usability since 11 inches of usable (from tip to balls) is about as much as most anyone can comfortably take so at least you can actually hilt Anubis unlike most of the super huge horse-like toys. Still though, visually he’d be more appealing if he was longer.

I would definitely recommend Anubis XXL if you’re in the market for a flared horse dildo, there isn’t too much competition out there and I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised with the way the flare goes in… A real treat!

Check out a Youtube video of Anubis’ firmness here: https://youtube.com/shorts/pQg2a1VCYR8?feature=share

 

Specs (Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 11.2 inches
  • Max Circumference (head): 11.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference (bulge): 9.6 inches
  • Total Length: 13.3 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.6 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $239 – I bought on Amazon for $200

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Also available directly from Nothosaur

Nothosaur Anubis XXL Dildo Review

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Nothosaur – Hunter Jack XXL (with tube) 


Is imitation the highest form of flattery? Maybe. But it definitely makes sense to copy after one of the most successful dildo makers on the market… Now let me clarify here, Hunter Jack XXL is its own toy, it’s 21 inches long and pretty darn wide. It’s a horse cock, and horse cocks are horse cocks so I don’t think you can claim the overall shape is a copy… But, there are some other aspects that feel very  “BD Like”. The logo on the base of the toy is in the same location as the bad dragon logo, on quick glance it even looks the same as the BD logo. The toy arrived with a dildo keychain a character card and even stickers. THAT feels super “BD Like”. In addition to those, the toy also came with a nice storage bag (something that other toy makers like John Thomas and Exotic-Erotics also include). The final comparisons to BD would be the tube and the suction cup base – now I have no idea if these are patented in any way since I’ve seen plenty of other makers with ejaculating dildos but they’re just another similarity. Of course I mention this because Nothosaur has faced some backlash in the dildo community for making knock-offs or non-quality rip-offs.

It should be noted that the sticker price of Hunter Jack XXL with tube is $400. Yes, FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS. So it’s certainly not a cheap toy. I actually waited for my birthday to come around so I could get a 25% off coupon (which I did), that lowered the price of Hunter Jack XXL to $299 with free shipping. Still extremely expensive but palatable at least. Nothosaur also has an Amazon store which has discount codes frequently and quick prime shipping. Unfortunately Hunter Jack XXL with tube was not one of the available toys.

Like most dildo shipments, Hunter Jack XXL from Nothosaur arrived super-discretely in a well packed box (see pic), it shipped from some generic company name in China, but unlike my John Thomas Toys I was never notified about it getting held up in customs, nor did it had declaration pages taped to the outside so I’m not sure what the difference is there. I did choose UPS for an extra 10 bucks so maybe that helped. My Nothosaur toy arrived within 7 days of ordering, not 7 business days, 7 real days. Again, I chose the faster UPS shipping so I’m not sure how much slower it would be with the free shipping, but 7 days is totally respectable in the giant dildo market.

Now let’s talk about the toy itself. I’ve only had the toys for a couple days so I can’t talk about durability but I can talk about experience. I know I’m supposed to hate Nothosaur but I don’t. Let me say, I REALLY love my Hunter Jack XXL with tube. He is massive but proportioned correctly to still use, I love the texture on the shaft and the ammo belt and the ball sack. He is an extremely visually appealing dildo, right up there with Chance and Vector. 

I purchased a “Hard” firmness toy, per the website’s recommendation and I would also recommend that as the firmness to choose (at least for anal use). He is still very floppy with hard firmness (in XXL at least) so I think soft would be pretty much unusable. In Hard firmness he’s easy to insert and easy to push deep inside thanks to his floppiness. 

When I bought Hunter Jack XXL I didn’t even realize he had a suction cup, but he does (identical to BD suction cup bases), which is a nice add-on feature that kind of makes the price (at $300) a little more tolerable, a comparable BD would be like $220-$240 + shipping. 

Obviously I’m very well versed in my giant dildos but I was able to take Hunter Jack XXL down to the medial ring on the first try – what a sensation. 

In the end, I highly recommend Nothosaur’s Hunter Jack XXL. I didn’t expect to love it – and maybe I’m wrong for loving it – but I do love it. It’s a 100% recommended addition to my horse cock stable and because of the tube and the firmness and the size I think it’s a worthy addition to anyone’s stable if you have a 25% off coupon code.

Would I have paid $400 for Hunter Jack XXL? No, I wouldn’t have. It’s nothing personal but I have my limits. $300 is already super expensive and is at my upper limit. I’ve only ever spent that much on a handful of Giant Dildos (Andre XXL, Horse Dildo from Hankey’s and Elephant/Jackson from Exotic-Erotics). Compared to the amount of silicone in those toys, especially Andre XXL it doesn’t make much sense for why this would ever be $400. My hope is that Nothosaur comes to their senses and drops the price to compete with other non-etsy toy makers. $400 is simply too much, it’s a great experience but it’s certainly not twice as great of an experience as Vector XL or Seraphina XL. 

Hunter Jack XXL will not stand on his own unless firmly suction cupped to the floor. Hunter Jack has no problems staying stuck to a shower-tile wall with his suction cup.

 If you can’t wait and you really want to buy a Nothosaur without the 25% off birthday coupon (you’re required to send them a pic of your ID but can black out things like address and license #) you can use code “GIANTDILDOS” for 10% off but I’d really recommend waiting for the birthday discount code if possible, especially if you’re buying an XXL.

Specs (From Nothosaur):

  • Diameter (head): 3.4 inches
  • Max Diameter (medial ring): 3.6 inches
  • Shaft Diameter: 3-2-3.6 inches
  • Total Length: 21/6 inches
  • Usable Length: 17 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $400 – I bought at 25% for $300

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Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL
Hunter Jack XXL

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