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Hankey’s Toys – Topher Michaels XXXL

Topher Michaels is a super thick dildo. I’ve had him for about a year and since before I decided to start ordering all my gigantic toys in 40% soft firmness. I can still take Topher Michaels but his 75% soft firmness is pretty firm given how thick he is.

I still love the attention to detail on the shaft and the scrotum, as well as the nicely formed head. My Topher Michaels has a vac-u-lock hole but he will stand without issue on his own, he has a very large base and is correctly weighted!

I don’t have too much to say about Topher Michaels, he is an enjoyable ride, that is aimed at people looking for thick dildos that aren’t overly long. He is not quite as thick as Clyde while being a similar length but he is wider than Rentman XXXL, while being a lot shorter.

I think that if I had purchased him in 40% soft firmness I would use him more but 12+ inches of circumference (13+ at the base) is a lot to take in a medium firmness toy. He’s still an enjoyable ride but I think he’d be better in the 40% soft firmness (as can be said for most mega wide toys). My Rentman XXXL is 75% soft firmness and that seems to be the right firmness for him so it really does depend on the toy!

Specs (Hankey’s Toys):

Circumference (head): 10.25 inches
Max Circumference (Shaft Base): 13.25 inches
Shaft Circumference: 12 inches
Total Length: 13 inches
Usable Length: 10.25 inches
MSRP (as owned): $235.00 – I bought on sale for $180!

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Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo Review

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Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo Dimensions Head

Topher Michaels XXXL Head Measure 1

Topher Michaels XXXL Head Measure 2

Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo Shaft Dimensions

Topher Michaels XXXL Shaft Measure 1

Topher Michaels XXXL Shaft Measure 2

Hankey’s Toys – Seahorse XXXL

I’ve had my Seahorse XXXL dildo from Hankey’s toys since the beginning of the year. I used the 30% off code I got from my Black Friday order and I’m really glad I did. Seahorse is like the perfect dildo. He starts tapered, ends super-wide and has a ton of texture and ridges along the way.

Seahorse stands easily on his own with or without a suction cup which makes riding him an absolute treat. The overall shape means you can (if you’re experienced) take him all the way, yes all 14+ inches of usable length, I know from experience. I had always had my eye on Seahorse XXXL from when I first saw him but I didn’t think it would be that unique of an experience… Boy was I wrong, I can’t emphasize enough just how wonderful the texture on this toy is, and again.

The fact that it is tapered, means you can actually enjoy the ridges and grooves without being stretched to the max from the get-go. It also means that you can buy Seahorse XXXL before you’re ready to conquer him and still get good use out of the toy. If you’re a giant dildo lover I wouldn’t mess around with the smaller sizes and just go straight for the XXXL. His head is 8.75″ inches in circumference which should certainly be manageable for anyone browsing this site (right? haha) but he expands all the way to 15 inches in circumference… The perfect toy!

The only thing you won’t get with seahorse is a knot/flared head style pop-in, but you shouldn’t be expecting that given the shape of the toy. I got mine in 75% soft firmness and natural tan color. I think the firmness is great though I always like 40% soft (it just costs an extra 15 bucks), and the color is okay but I wish I had gone for a more exotic color since he isn’t a human dick. It’s all preference however, the Seahorse XXXL is still one of my favorite dildos!

Specs (From Bad Dragon):