Ranking the Best Horse Dildos
I’m a HUGE fan of huge horse dildos. Check out my ranking below! Click images for full reviews
Each one of the tier 1 dildos is 100% worth owning for all horse dildo lovers!
Tier 1 (The Best)
Nothosaur Hunter XXL (with tube) is one of the best Horse Dildos I own. He is 21 inches long and very thick (3.6 inch head). With a suction cup base he is a great wall ride.
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Hankey’s Horse Dildo 4XL is amazing. He has a massive head (4.13 inches) and a wonderful shape. I have him in 40% soft firmness which means he’s kind of difficult to insert, but he feels great when he’s in.
Bad Dragon Chance Flared XL is the best horse dildo to own (IMO). The other two in this tier are also amazing, they’re bigger than Chance Flared XL but there is NO pop-in like Chance Flared XL. This is the authentic experience and a great p-spot stimulation. A must have for all horse dildo fans.
Bad Dragon Tuckerd XL is a unique horse dildo since he has a great knot that’s actually usable (unlike the one on Seraphina XL), Tucker is my favorite knotted toy right now and highly recommended!
Weredog Juniper XL is the newest horse dildo I own and because of its softness he gets to go in tier 1. It is about the size of Vector but can squirm its way deep inside because of how soft they are!
Tier 2 (Great Ride)
Chance Unflared is the OG He’s too thin for me to really enjoy now but for MOST people he’s still the choice. A massive horse cock in his own right that put the genre on the map.
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Exotic-Erotics Jackson is another super long horse dildo with a great head. It’s pretty floppy in soft but the suction cup base makes it great for wall usage.
Vector was when I first realized I was REALLY into horse dildos. He’s thicker than Chance and it’s a great experience. Not too difficult that you can’t get him in but still big enough to be super enjoyable!
Seraphina XL in soft firmness is an amazing horse/equine style dildo. It probably has every right to be tier 1 but for the time being I’m going to put it here, highly enjoyable as a super textured giant horsecock!
Horse Dildo II in 4XL is a great Horse dildo from Hankey’s toys. He has no flare so he’s easier to use than the OG Horse Dildo but he’s still MASSIVE
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Conola XXL is a great dildo for those looking for a flared head with limited texture that slots between Chance Unflared XL and Chance Flared XL
Santos XXL is a great dildo for those looking for a HUGE flared head. Santos XXL has the widest head of any horse dildo I own (outside of Italian Stallion)
Tier 3 (Not Bad, Not Great)
I want to love the redesigned Bumblehooves XL, he’s a great size but he’s got a boring texture and leaves me wanting more
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Sleipnir in Large Size is a good dildo, just not one of my favorite horse dildos. He’s on the smaller side (length wise) so for me it’s not as enjoyable as some others here. Still a great toy overall though.
Stubbs is much like Sleipnir, he’s on the shorter side (obviously) and he’s not really exciting enough to make me love him. I bought him without any comparison so I didn’t really know what to expect since he’s a retired legacy toy with no product page. Good for F-Machines!
Legacy Toy (No Product Page)
Ranger is technically a horse dildo but he’s massive. Very similar to my Taurion XL (Ranger XXL came first actually) so I’ll have to see if Taurion counts as a horse dildo too lol. Only reason Ranger XXL is tier 3 is because he’s super hard to take in the medium firmness he is, no flared head means you don’t get the pop-in like Santos XXL. I’ve only taken Ranger XXL (like Santos XXL) once so far. He’s tough!
Huge (Not yet able to take)
John Thomas Toys’ Italian Stallion XL is the biggest dildo I own, it’s 25 inches long with a HUGE head. I want to love him but it’s simply too firm and too big to use. I’ll keep trying though (They need softer silicone). Until I get him in he sits here.
The Brooklyn Supreme from Twin Tail Creations (TTC) is the pièce de résistance of Horse Dildos. I have yet to master him (too floppy) but I’ll keep trying. Until I get him in he sits here.