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Bad Dragon – Baron – XL

I’m so glad I pulled the trigger on my soft Baron XL dildo from Bad Dragon, one of my all time favorite toys now. I had always wanted to grab him but was too scared he’d be so big that’s dangerous. Well, after getting Ranger XXL and Taurion XL (which I have yet to master) I felt a little more comfortable buying Baron XL. His ridges are noticeable but they aren’t that scary in soft firmness.

Speaking of firmness, I highly recommend soft firmness because it’s squishy and enjoyable but it’s probably a lot harder to take than the medium firmness. I really have to prop up the shaft when inserting Baron XL in soft firmness, he just wants to fold over and squish down on himself. My Baron XL has no cum tube and no suction cup which is a bummer but that coloration is truly amazing. I picked up a super minor flop for $160 so I didn’t have a choice in the matter. Luckily, Baron is still useable without a suction cup base, unlike my XL Stan which definitely needs a suction cup to be usable (in my situation). 

Baron has amazing texture the whole way down and he truly is a massive dildo (see pictures), if you’re on the fence about him, I would definitely pick one up if he ever comes in stock on a drop. Again, I like my soft firmness, once he’s in the sensation is AMAZING, but it’s not an easy task to get him in due to how squishy he is. If given the option to do it again I would still choose soft but just be aware of how unruly he is, lol.

Baron has a definite pop-in sensation on the smaller sizes (at least my medium firmness L does) but I don’t get much of that with my XL. Not sure if that’s due to the firmness or the sheer fact that it is a MASSIVE toy. I’ve often said that if the toy gets too big you kind of lose the sensation of the textures simply because you’re overwhelmed with the stretch, that might be the case with my XL Baron. 

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 14 inches
  • Max Circumference (head): 14 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13.5 inches
  • Total Length: 13.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo Review
Baron – XL

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Baron XL vs Can
Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo Review vs Can
Baron XL vs Can
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Baron XL vs 1L Bottle
Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo vs Bottle
Baron XL vs 1L Bottle
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Baron XL vs Ky’el XL
Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo Review vs Ky'el XL
Baron XL vs Stan XL
Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo vs Stan XL
Baron XL vs Stan XL
Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo vs Stan XL
Baron XL vs Stan XL
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Baron XL vs Taurion XL
Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo Review vs Taurion XL
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Bad Dragon Baron XL vs Chance XL
Baron XL vs Chance XL
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Baron XL vs Baron L
Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo Review vs Baron L
Baron XL vs Chance XL
Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo vs Chance XL
Baron XL vs Chance XL

 

Bad Dragon – Axel XL (Legacy)

The Legacy Axel Dildo from Bad Dragon is one of my earlier purchases. I wasn’t able to come close to using him for over a year since he was so thick, now I can take him but it’s never easy. I have the XL size in soft firmness, I think the soft firmness makes him squish down on his hourglass style shaft which, like other soft and wide toys makes him more difficult to force through.

Of course, it’s a double-edged sword with firmness, I’m not sure I could get a medium firmness toy as thick as Axel XL inside of me since I have Dexter and Cole XL in medium firmness (slightly larger diameter) and I have still yet to get them in…
Axel is a smooth toy with a little bit of texture, on the ridges, unlike most legacy toys, Axel does not have a rough/matte print surface, he feels like a newer shiny toy and is very durable because of it, I wouldn’t expect him to develop mold spots or staining easily like some of the other retired toys. Once you get Axel in, he has a good pop-in sensation (if you make it to the base) but if you can’t get past the bulge, you’re not really going to feel much enjoyment (IMO), since it’s just kinda a fat toy without a payoff. I’m sure smaller toys would be easier to use and enjoy and maybe even a medium firmness, the big issue with my Axel XL is that he squishes up on himself making it more difficult to get in. I can’t say for certain if a medium firmness doesn’t have this problem or if medium firmness would be doable in this massive size but…
My Axel does not have a cumtube (though I think you can get him with one), nor does he have a suction cup (I don’t think you can order him with a suction cup). Weirdly, Axel doesn’t pop up too frequently in the XL size of recent drops, he has been retired for over a year now (2 years?) so and he might be a bit of mystery to most buyers. I believe you can still custom order him for an additional fee, though I would check with customer support to be sure.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 11 inches
  • Max Circumference (bulge): 13.50 inches
  • Total Length: 12 inches
  • Usable Length: 8.5 inches 
  • MSRP (as owned): $200.00 – I bought a flop for $120

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Axel XL Dildo Legacy

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BD Axel XL vs Waterbottle
Axel XL vs 1L Bottle
BD Axel XL vs 1L Bottle 2
Axel XL vs 1L Bottle 2
BD Axel XL dildo vs soda can
Axel XL vs Soda Can

 

BD Axel XL Dildo vs Dexter XL dildo
Axel XL vs Dexter XL
BD Axel XL vs Dexter XL Dildo
Axel XL vs Dexter XL
Bad Dragon Axel Legacy Product Page
Axel Legacy Product Page

 

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Baron – L

Baron is one of those toys where the large size could pass as an XL for most other toys. Given his looks (with the deep ridges) he is also one of the scariest toys to attempt, which is why I only have the giant large size and not the monumental XL size. Baron has a blunt slightly rounded head that gives way to a smaller shaft which you can feel every groove and ridge as it slides in and out. Because of the large head, the pop-in is noticeable. I have my large Baron in medium firmness, I’d recommend him in medium or soft depending on your preference, he’s not that long so medium works fine. 

Negatives: Large is very large, XL at 4.51 inch head diamter is probably not feasible without hurting yourself.

Dimensions from BD (inches):
Head (Diamter) – 3.94

Shaft (Diameter) – 3.85

Total Length – 11.5

https://bad-dragon.com/products/baron

Bad Dragon Baron L Dildo Review
Baron – L

“A large Baron is like an XL in most other toys”

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