I bought Machoman in XXXL because I found him to be very visually appealing. I was able to grab him during Hankey’s Cyber Monday sale which means I got a great deal but again means I was limited to medium firmness. It’s pretty obvious that he is a super wide toy from the pictures but the measurements on the website can be deceiving. He is “only” 13 inches circumference but by my measurement he’s almost 5 inches wide! That is a MASSIVELY wide toy.

I have shockingly been able to take Machoman XXXL in the natural layout (balls front) but it’s very difficult and takes a lot of warm-up. The easier way to do it is to take him with balls to the side, either way he is still a huge stretch to take. I definitely think that a softer firmness would be more enjoyable and given the shape I think he would be well suited as opposed to my Horse Dildo that is too blunt to easily penetrate in the 40% soft firmness I have him in. Machoman has a tapered tip so you can line him up and send him home.

While the  utility of Machoman XXXL may be questionable (for me he’s way too big to ride, more of a “look what I can fit!” type of toy), his appearance is undeniably pleasing. Just a straight up handsome toy.

I got my Machoman with an attachment hole but like most of the super huge toys he would not stay on the suction cup on a wall and because of the huge base, he has no trouble standing on his own when placed on the floor. I still recommend the attachment hole as an option to help keep him in place when riding (though he is teetering on the point where he won’t even stay on the suction cup on the floor without being held). 

Specs (From MHT):

• Circumference (head): 11.5 inches
• Max Circumference (base): 13.5 inches
• Shaft Circumference: 13 inches
• Total Length: 15.6 inches
• Usable Length: 12.1 inches
• MSRP (as owned): $268.90

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