Lampwick Uncut – 4XL
Lampwick was my first Hankey’s Toys dildo. I saw the longest dong I could see and I just had to have it. At almost 20 inches in length this is the longest toy I’ve seen that isn’t a joke toy (like the Moby Dick) or something along the lines of those silicone tubes people use for extreme depth play. I wouldn’t say Lampwick is all that exciting aside from the fact it is so long. It’s hard not to get horny just thinking of sitting atop a 20 inch pole however. Lampwick’s rounded tip makes it relatively easy to insert despite its size (after lots of warmup) and the shaft itself is comfortable and filling. I’d recommend Lampwick Uncut 4XL for the sheer absurdity of this thing’s length and accompanying girth.
Like all my Hankey’s Toys I have this in 75% Soft, I’d recommend that firmness as it has a tiny amount of give but easily stands on its own. 4XL is the largest of the four sizes offered for the Lampwick Uncut.
Negatives: Like all the super large Hankey’s Toys the vac-u-lock style hole is pretty useless. The toy doesn’t stay at all on the suction cup so it’s really only good for suctioning the toy to the floor. This toy (at least my toy) will not stand on it’s own without the suction cup attached.
Dimensions from MHT (inches):
Head (Diameter) – 3.53
Shaft (Diameter) – 3.66 (widest)
Total Length – 19.63
“The sheer size of this is absurd”
